“My aunt went out of town, and I had to baby-sit my two-year-old
cousin. That night, when I was putting her to bed, I brushed her
teeth with this baby toothpaste that my aunt had laid out.
I kept noticing my cousin was making all these funny faces, but I
just kept brushing.
Turns out, I was brushing her teeth with diaper rash lotion
that was next to the toothpaste!
The next morning, she woke up sick - and no one knew why
except me!”