TV presenter: 
What??   Where is the spider?
I don't know. He's not in his box.
Poor Boris!
We'll have to find him quickly.
Quick, tell us about your spider.
What's he like?
Well... He's big and black and he has eight legs.
He's big and black and he has eight legs.
Do you have the spider, Mike?
No, but I have a dog. He's fat and brown and he has four legs.
Shanu, the spider is big and black and he has eight legs.
Do you have him?
No. Look, I only have my snake.
He's thin and green. Oh, and he doesn't have any legs.
He's much nicer than a spider.
Lee, have you seen a big black spider with eight legs?
No, just this big white rabbit.
He has four legs and red eyes.
Oh dear, Rosie. I think we' ve lost Boris.
Boris isn't here. Perhaps he'll come back when he's hungry.
What does he eat?
He eats beetles. Do you have any beetles?
Um... no...