Good morning, sir and madam.
Can , help you?
Yes, we're looking for a house.
What sort of house are you looking for?
I'm not Sure. What do you have?
We have detached, semi-detached or terraced houses.
We a/so have houseboats,
flats, bungalows, cottages and,
of course, castles.
It's up to you. What would you like?
I'd like a little cottage in the Country-side with a nice rose garden.
That would be so romantic.
No wayl That would be terrible.
I told you I don't like roses and , I hate gardens.
What would you like, sir?
Just a nice little flat near the football ground, but that's what she hates.
Very well, sir.
How many bedrooms?
Just one.
Three!
One!
How dare you! I want three!
I'm tired of you always thinking of yourself.
You don't know what you are talking about.
Leave the house-hunting to me. It's a man's job.
Whilst you're house-hunting you can look for a new wife too.
I've had enough!
Maybe , I can help. What are you looking for, sir?
A nice brunette, about your height, who wants to live in a flat near a football ground...